We are driving down Hana Highway Window down Blasting the smooth Americana guitar licks of Your favorite band Salty trade winds whipping golden clumps of matted hair Into my eyes…
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The cool thing about death is that you can become anything you want to be and go anywhere you want to go. And the best part is that you have…
When I came to Bali, I eagerly anticipated a tropical dreamland. My instagram feed promised white sand beaches sprinkled with infinite pools, $6 massages, opulent night clubs, lush jungle fauna,…
My stocking cap is pulled it low over my eyes as I drive in the drizzling darkness to Macdonald’s. Macdonald’s…the illuminated building sparkles like a Disney castle next to a…
A proverbial phone conversation in a day in the life of my BFF and I: Rosco: Hey Googley Me: Hey Boobley. Whatcha doin’? Rosco: I’m trying on shades at Fred…
Hosting Christmas dinner felt like a right of passage into adulthood, of sorts. I was a home-owner now. With this title came a mortgage, an electric bill that was almost…
Most of my single friends of both genders are constantly bemoaning their misadventures when it comes to navigating the treacherous online dating world. ….”We text for two weeks, then she…
Me last night at not my proudest moment: My two dinner guests have just left and my house is feeling lonely. I apparently forget what year it is and text…
Two years ago I ended a 10-year long relationship then embarked on a “Rumspringa” back into the dating world. This entailed a quick succession of dreamy-eyed musicians – none of…
You’re 14, galavanting through “fields of gold” – a Neil Young-inspired dreamscape. You’re holding hands with that boy you had a crush on in middle school, the one who always…
So, I’ve been on a dating app embargo for the last year, but my girlfriend encouraged me to join Bumble with her. Bumble seemed relatively benign in the world of…